Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.