Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.