Doug.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A: An animal that talks your head off.
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
Acis spades !
Take his spade away.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
