Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Coconut.

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Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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About 5 miles per hour.

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It was unmiscible.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers