How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!