How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.