How do you stop a monster digging up yo...

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Spade Jokes More Spade Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!