How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted