What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Gifted.

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On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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A milk dud!

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.