What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey