What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.