What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.