What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.