What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!