Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Stop fallowing me!

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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You get an a-wart!

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!