Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.