Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's a homophobic congressman's favorite place to swim?

In da Nile

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.