What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican spell caster?

A salsarer

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off