What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy