What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*