What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!