What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"