How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!