What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!