What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."