What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope