Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
The director of Life of Pi.
Cus he looked one way, then another way after.
He was looking for a webpage!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
