What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Previous Random Joke Next

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Latvian Jokes More Latvian Jokes

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.