What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.