What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Ground Beef Jokes More Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light