What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...