What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Because we want to!

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They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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I'll post the punchline later.

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

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It makes the front page.