What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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