Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
One can raise a child
They both live off dead beetles
Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.
Because we want to!
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Who cares.
Boko Harambe
An ape-ricot sour!
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
I'll post the punchline later.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
It makes the front page.