What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle