What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho