What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.