Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...