What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl