What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung