What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.