What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

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