What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.