What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.