How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How does Hillary's email server feel?

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.