How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart