What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...