What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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Why aren't there more women in STEM?

Because they're stupid and illiterate.

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.