Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!