Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom?

He nose what he's doing

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!