What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.