What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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A polygon .