What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Fry Pan Jokes More Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!