What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What do you call a part gopher, part duck, and part you?

A Gophuckyourself.

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.