What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Previous Random Joke Next
Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Walnut Jokes More Walnut Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a walnut?

I've never had a walnut on my face.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne