What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !