What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!