Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.