When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "