When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Daughter Hair Jokes More Daughter Hair Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "