Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.