What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle?

I'm stumped.

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.