What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)