What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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Riddle Jokes More Riddle Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Groan Jokes More Groan Jokes

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.