Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Bike carbonate of soda !

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

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Sprite

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing