Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Sprite Jokes More Sprite Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.