What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

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Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade