How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him