What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.