What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.