What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.