How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.