How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.