What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear