What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

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Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"