What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.

Bad News Bear Jokes More Bad News Bear Jokes

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear