What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear