What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!